Heathy, fit, fashionable & fun – birthdays & scales be damned.
It sure ain’t worth my looks.
If you ever need an emergency can of spaghetti sauce, you know where to turn.
I couldn’t help but let loose a Cheshire Cat grin.
Sometimes, I’d just hang out in a bathroom stall until the crowds cleared.
Shockingly enough, I won the entire league by a large margin.