Heathy, fit, fashionable & fun – birthdays & scales be damned.
But my writing desk overlooked the lake.
I couldn’t help but let loose a Cheshire Cat grin.
Sometimes, I’d just hang out in a bathroom stall until the crowds cleared.
Shockingly enough, I won the entire league by a large margin.
Five effing stars.
I’ve had many dysfunctional relationships, but this one may trump them all.
Little did I know I may not have a choice.
It sure ain’t worth my looks.
If you ever need an emergency can of spaghetti sauce, you know where to turn.